Designer Imposters

This week, Paris Hilton was the latest celebrity to unveil a new line of perfume. It is called "Paris Hilton Sheer" and with a really catchy name like Sheer it should be literally flying off the shelves. "Sheer" is the latest celebrity perfume to come out. Celine Dion was spritzing "Belong" last month, Britney Spears was "Curious", "Glow" by Jennifer Lopez was all the rage amongst the mamis down here. Who gets to choose these perfume names and why? It seems like they are such arbitrary names. Why isn't there a perfume like "Watermelon Candy" or "Buttered Muffin"? I think it would sell better than "Curious"..

I have an idea. They should make a cologne called "Stripper" so guys have an excuse when they come home from a long night out and are accused with infidelity. I can see the commercial already: "No honey, I smell like a stripper because it IS Stripper..."
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