Mr. And Mrs. Smith

I saw the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith last night. The movie that ruined a marriage and sparked the budding romance between stars Brad Pitt and Angleina Jolie. It is a tale of two normal people that get hitched but really are secret agents living under the same roof unbeknownst to one another. And all kinds of hilarity should ensue. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I wouldn't pay any money to see it again. Not that it has a moronic dialogue, a boring plot and a predictable ending..oh wait, yes it does. If you went to this movie you fall into one of three categories: 1) A guy wanting to see Angelina Jolie naked, 2) A girl wanting to see Brad Pitt naked or 3) None of the above, in which case I don't know why you went.

Angleina Jolie looks amazing in this movie and makes me wonder if she did get breast implants (I got into this argument after the movie). My vote is for yes, although I don't want to believe it. About the movie: there are some redeeming action scenes but that's about it. The dialogue ruins any scene that could potentially be good. These movies that try to mix action in with a romantic comedy never work; the dialogue is a mix between Tomb Raider-type stuff and the writers of Friends. So in the end the entire movie is kind of a stretch. If you really want to waste a couple hours or time is meaningless to you, go check it out. Otherwise wait until it comes out on Netflix or DVD. Or better yet, don't waste your time.

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