Big Booty Ho's and the Little Monster...

The new dog.

Sorry for the lapse in updates. I've been pretty busy lately trying to set up interviews for jobs and having my family in town over Memorial Day weekend. It was their first trip to Miami since my move here. Unfortunately I didn't know Memorial Day weekend is also Urban Beach Week down here. Urban Beach Week is a huge party thrown by hip-hop moguls like Puff Daddy and Russell Simmons and featured many popular rap artists. It was mayhem everywhere. 350,000 tourists flooded Miami Beach (and my parents' hotel) and made traffic and moving around really difficult. Stuck in traffic, it took me an hour to move ten blocks. There were people smoking blunts on the street, yelling in the hotel at night, people sleeping on the beach, used condoms strewn about and a LOT of exposed buttcheeks. In other words, my parents will not visit Miami again in a very long time.

In other news, I have a new addition to my house. A new dog! He is a two year old Boston Terrier. It is my roomate's girlfriend's dog and will be down here indefinitely. Even though he destroyed one of my pillows his first day here, I still like him. It's nice to have a dog around. I took him for a really long walk tonight and now he's laying down next to my feet. And he just farted. Oh man, I take it all back.
*new babes*

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