Thursday, April 28, 2005

Hollywood Update


 Posted by Hello

I'm lowering my newsworthy article standards today because there's really nothing going on. Now I know how CNN and Fox News feel.

Today I'm glad to report on the shocking news that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are allegedly, maybe, possibly dating. I don't really care about this but evidently there are people that do. I never was a loyal viewer of Dawson's Creek but I know Katie Holmes from the movies Go and Disturbing Behavior which, in my opinion, weren't that bad.

Tom Cruise aka "Cole Trickle" is a Hollywood legend, not only for his acting but for his vocal Scientology beliefs. That is something that Tommy might want to lay out on the table before this flickering flame turns into a raging inferno.

But it probably won't.

One thing head-scratchingly strange about this two-headed Hollywood power couple is that they both have movies coming out in the next couple months. Holmes is coming out with "Batman Begins" on June 15th and Cruise's "War of the Worlds" debuts June 29th. Coincidence? I don't think so. Don't they know these shameless publicity relationships never last? (sniff) You heard it here first. Even if I am right it's kind of like winning a dart contest at a school for the blind.

Oh well, I could've written about the doctored Brad and Angelina photo...There's always tomorrow.
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Funny Bush cartoon video (Flash)
Huh. (Goes back to eating Big Grab of Doritos)
Jacko: Vindication?

4 Comments:

At 11:29 PM, Blogger Shelly said...

Ugh, Katie could do sooo much better! LOL I think your right, this just smacks of publicity. I think she just broke off her engagement not that long ago and here's a perfect way to get in the limelight. Cuz let's face it, his religious beliefs may be a bit screwy, but he is easy on the eyes.

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger blake said...

Tom Cruise is tinsletown's favorite mimbo these days. Everyone is entitled to a mid-life crisis. Hell if I were his age and able to reel in a 23 year old babe, more power to me. Kind of like Demi Moore--except that Tom Cruise isn't pregnant.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger Erin Nicole said...

she's 26...but i agree with everyone's statements. hey, if it works for them, more power to 'em...everyone has an angle. i personally don't find him all that attractive anymore--too old. :( what a shame...

 
At 11:20 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

Blake, thanks for all your support. My interviews were awesome. Now I just have to keep my fingers crossed for my number one choice. b.t.w. tom cruise is a scumbag.

 

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